Hello there you sexy people. I’m Mac and absolutely everyone I meet loves me. I know how to romance anything, and I mean anything. Arms, rugs, fleece jumpers … I’ve shown them all a good time.
With Valentine’s day fast approaching I wanted to share some of my secrets. If you’re a hopeless romantic looking to impress the special someone in your life then you’ve come the the right place.
Giving a gift you’ve made yourself shows that you really care. If you’re really not sure stick with something traditional. Mice, shrews and voles are always good choices. Nothing says I love you quite like a dead rodent.
Wine and Dine
Make your Valentine’s Day a personal experience by cooking your own romantic meal (see my guide to cooking for some ideas). After all who wants to leave the house when you can make it a more intimate occasion. Set the mood by lighting some candles, playing some romantic music and decorating the table with a scatter of cat nip.
I’m not giving away all of my secrets! Let’s just say that, even though I’m neutered, I know EXACTLY how to make the move …. ME-OW!
On your own
Well, that’s tough but sometimes you’ve just got to make your own entertainment. That rug over there looks rather inviting!